Internet
Attorney Disclaimer
We
want
to thank you for visiting our humble web site. But since we are
attorneys, we thought we should provide disclaimers and warnings
that lawyers are famous for boring people with:
I.
Visiting
this Web Site does not create an Attorney-Client relationship.
This
web
site generally contains general information about our general practice
firm for general public. None of the information contained in this site
is intended as legal advice. You should neither act nor refrain from
acting based on information obtained from this site. None of the
information contained in this site is privileged or confidential. The
information that is contained in this site does not necessarily reflect
the opinions of The Law Office of David L. Leon, P.C., or any of its
lawyers, employees, clients, family members or their pets,
including this one pictured below.
II. Contact by email does not create an Attorney-Client
relationship.
Ok,
now
we are only going to say this once: contact
by email does not create an attorney-client relationship! No, we
don't have a fear of commitment or relationships. We just provide
electronic mail as a convenient way for the inquisitive public to
contact us about nonconfidential matters, our website,
the weather, or anything else. If you contact the firm by email
regarding a matter for which the firm does not represent you, any
information you communicate may not be treated as privileged or
confidential because...contact by email does not
create
an attorney-client relationship! That means we can blab
it to everybody, especially parties that we may be representing
that may be adverse to you. If you would like to retain the services
of our firm, please feel free to call or email us to inquire how
to do so, just remember: contact by email does
not create an attorney-client relationship! (You should always
mention the name of an adverse party first, before you divulge
ANY facts to us since contact by email does
not create an attorney-client relationship!)
III.
Email is not confidential, privileged, or secure. Do not email us
confidential information.
Please
remember that Internet email is insecure. This means that in addition
to having low self-esteem, email communications could be intercepted by
third parties (including opposing parties, nosey neighbors, and that
weird guy down the street.) Therefore, email messages sent to
our firm or any of its employees should not contain sensitive or
confidential information unless the messages are adequately encrypted.
Although we do accept credit card payments, you should not email us
your credit card information. (Unless you want that weird guy down the
street to go on a shopping spree at your expense.)
IV.
We are NOT responsible for content of sites listed on our Links
page. Visit them at your own risk.
This
web
site is only updated every once in awhile (whenever there is nothing
good on TV.) Therefore, additional facts, new cases, unforeseen
developments
our lousy television reruns may affect some of our listings. Although
we make an effort to keep things current, there is no guarantee
that the links provided are correct, complete, up-to-date, or even
all that useful. We provide these links in order to aid in the search
for other information of interest and do not imply that The Law
Office of David L. Leon, P.C., is affiliated or associated with
or endorses or is legally authorized to use any trade name, registered
trademark, logo, seal, or other sea mammals. Unless otherwise
mentioned,
we do not upkeep, maintain, dust off or have professional affiliations
with linked pages--we just list them. Therefore, we have no control
over what the linked sites contain, and we take no responsibility
for their content. There are a lot of scary web pages out there, use
them at your own risk.
V.
C.Y.A.:
a. NO IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY
b. NO WARRANTY OF FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE
c. NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE. (pants are STRONGLY encouraged,
however.)
d. This site and all information and links provided for herein
are provided "AS IS."
e. This site is being provided to the public free of charge, and the
firm has received no consideration for this service. (You get what you
pay for.)
f. Batteries not included, some assembly required.
g. This firm disclaims any and all warranties, whether express
or implied, as to the usefulness or contents of any information
or service herein. This firm has offered no advice herein, and if
anyone reading any information in this site feels inclined to act
or omit based upon what they have read here, DO NOT take any action
or omission without consulting an attorney (and NOT by email either,
remember?!) By visiting this site, you have agreed to all of the
disclaimers herein, even if they are a little silly.
h. Please seek the advice of your doctor immediately if you suspect you
may be suffering from medical difficulties resulting from visiting this
site or reading any information herein. We bolded this text, and made
it really small, just to make it more annoying to read. Works well,
doesn't it? Now that I think of it, check with your eye doctor as well.
i. Although we welcome all nationalities, religions, creeds, and
characters to our site, we hereby WARN you visitors that some content
of this site may be OFFENSIVE, and urge you to leave immediately if you
find it so. Of course, some people may find lawyers in general
offensive. SOME lawyers in particular. Hopefully, we're not some of
those lawyers. We apologize if we are.
j. This page is intended for the residents of Dallas County, Texas, and
anyone outside said locus hereby agrees as condition for use of this
site or its contents that Jurisdiction and Venue for any actions
related to this site will be in Dallas County, Texas. To our knowledge,
any and all intellectual property in this site either belongs to this
firm or the public domain; please inform us if you discover otherwise
(it's okay to email that to us, but just this once!)
k. We do not guarantee that all or even part of this web page will be
useful to you or usable by you. This website is not intended to
benefit anyone, and we do not anticipate anyone actually using it.
Finally, we applaud anyone who has bothered to read this entire
disclaimer,
and welcome comments if you think we missed anything.
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